Glen has taken the Being David Hasselhoff contest up another notch. Entry #3 is a song to the tune of "I Am The Warrior".
Original song:
New lyrics (SING ALONG!):
I run, run...run so slow
It's a skill...that you don’t know
Running on...my hunky thighs
I bet you're not so exercised
Well, it’s my love..that you need
A wild need like a growing weed
Break out of East Germany
And follow my career’s meteor rise
I am your man.....a star in your eyes
Chorus:
Shootin' on the sets of Baywatch, splash, splash, I am the Hasselhoff
Well I am the Hasselhoff, and heart to heart you'll win…if you survive the Hasselhoff....the Hasselhoff
You talk, talk, you talk to me
Your eyes touch me physically
Stay with me, we'll take the night
As passion takes another bite, oh
Who's the singer...with the fame?
You hear the fans...call my name
I keep them warm...in Germany
You can’t ever tame my animal style…
I won't be caged...I’m the call of the wild....
Repeat Chorus
I am the Hasselhoff
(Guitar Break – picture the Hoff’s dance moves here)
Shootin' on the sets of Baywatch (shootin' on the sets of baywatch)
The Hasselhoff.....
I am the Hasselhoff, and heart to heart you’ll win
heart to heart you’ll win...if you survive
The Hasselhoff...the Hasselhoff
shootin' on the sets of Baywatch, splash, splash, I am the Hasselhoff
yes I am the Hasselhoff and Germany is mine
(shootin' on the sets of baywatch)
The Hasselhoff...I am the Hasselhoff
Glen's blog, Granted Null, is a MUST READ. If you're the type who likes to check out the torts on a plaintiff, you should definitely click that link.
Metaphorically, you're sitting on the beach, watching everyone else frolic in the water. It's time to drop your towel and jump in the ocean! Send your Being David Hasselhoff submission to dryas (at) theedge (dot) ca, or post it in the comments box, or put it on your own blog and send me the link. Don't be afraid: someone will rescue you if you start to sink.
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Steve Is David Hasselhoff
Ricki Meets David Hasselhoff
I Am David Hasselhoff
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I've always limited my Hoff imitation (hoffmitation?) to driving like Michael Knight (I have been known to yell "Super Pursuit Mode!" while mashing on the accelerator, because I AM that dorky).
I'm sure you've already seen this, yes?
http://io9.com/342318/david-hasselhoffs-lightsaber-duel-with-stop+motion-androids
You've got to love the eyeliner.
Great stuff. The "star" of that movie is Marjoe Gortner, from the documentary Marjoe.
Big giggle :D!
Nicole: Let's see what you've got! :)
Wow - I feel like I should just stop writing now. How can I ever compete with this kind of imagination?
As an aside, just what the hell was wrong with people in the 80s? Sadly, I recall having a discussion with someone in the campus pub who thought this particular video was highly artistic . . .
Karan, you look awesome in your leather pants. Being David Hasselhoff shouldn't be much of a stretch for you. He's hot, you're hot: It's hard to tell the difference between you.
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