I think I'm reading too much celebrity news

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I think Amy Winehouse might be on drugs. Call it a hunch.

Also, there has to be some way to keep Britney Spears from killing herself within the next six months. Seriously, what toddler should have to be locked in a room until the cops show up and take his mom away on a stretcher?

This is what the writers' strike has brought me to.