A true celebrity

Entry #5 in the Being David Hasselhoff contest is from Stacey, who apparently KNOWS THE HOFF PERSONALLY.

I've also seen this photo floating around the Interwebs:

You would think that if Dave Navarro wanted to hitch his wagon to David Hasselhoff's star, he could at least Photoshop his head onto Stacey's body in a more realistic way. Never mind. This happens all the time: Some two-bit wanna-be will try to boost his career just by standing next to an incredible musical genius. This isn't the first time, and it won't be the last time. The Hoff and I are used to it.

The challenge is simple: Be David Hasselhoff in a creative way. I will accept videos, photos, original artwork, poetry, stories, songs -- anything creative. There are three ways to send in your entry:

• Post it in the comments box;
• E-mail it to dryas (at) theedge (dot) ca; or
  
• Post it on your own blog and send me the link.
  

First prize is space on this blog. Imagine getting the immense exposure that would come from having something you wrote on this blog! It's probably hard for you to imagine, actually, so you'll have to trust me when I say that it is mind-blowing. Second prize is a Donnie Osmond CD. I know this will be a popular item, because one reader contacted me to say that his entry was calculated to get second place. Sadly, only one person can be second best.

I am trying to secure a True Hoff Celebrity to judge this contest. Stay tuned.

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