The spotlight burns a hole in me

Boy, it's hard to be me, especially with all of the criticism about what is and is not on the blog. Here I am, trying to reflect community standards so I don't cross any of the invisible indecency lines, but it's really difficult. Apparently Maggie Gyllenhaal's breast is OK, but Paris Hilton's man-boob is not what readers want to see.

You know, it's hard to read minds. Fortunately, my prudish critic has let us know what he would like to see in the blogosphere. And as always, I am doing my best to keep up with the requests.