Greetings, mofos. I know you're out there.
I can't pull that "mofo" thing off. It just feels wrong. My parents read this.
Today is The Great MoFo Delurk. If you come to this blog or another participating blog, please leave a comment.
I know you're out there. I see you:
Actually, I see you as you really are. I know what you're looking for, you freaks. Did you have fun with your Google search for "HPV perverts"? Or "JPod Jesus"? Or "wife sex addict"?
You guys are definitely weirdos, but you're MY weirdos, dammit.
Most of you don't leave comments, but I'm encouraging you to delurk, just for today. Revel in your weirdness! Link back to your Beachcombers shrine or your YouTube channel. If you've found a webpage that you think other people would like, post the URL in the comments box.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
The Great MoFo Delurk 2007
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I love looking at what people searched for to find me. Some is too strange to mention.
Oooh! Hello! Nice to meet you, and thanks for commenting. :-)
Hi! First time here, linked here from Brightyellowworld.
Comment.
The comments seem to be lacking. I wonder if it's because the rest of the people classify themselves as "stalker" rather than "lurker."
Hi, thanks for visiting me!
And yes, that post did sound a little paranoid, but you'd have to know which posts they sat on for 20 some odd hours to get why. Yep, weirdos on the internet....and in our darn govt.
Anyway, glad to read you, I'll be back. :)
I think the non-commenting folk are feed readers. They never get the comments, so they don't think to leave them.
Feed readers are definitely stalkers: they never show up on my tracking program, but Feedburner tells me I have about a dozen of them. I don't know who they are, what they read or what they want from me. They don't participate in any reader polls or take part in any discussion. Take, take, take. That's your typical feed reader. Selfish bastards. I can say whatever I want about them, because they'll never see this.
Welcome, Aurelia!
I think I get a lot of lurkers who are perverts waiting for me to post pictures of my children in the bathtub.
(waving madly)
Thanks for stopping by! I like your blog, and I'll be back!
Hey, Megan! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I thought you were a lurker stepping into the light [sigh]. Oh well. I like your blog. I especially like that you are a fellow feed-reader resenter. I reluctantly provide feeds, but it sure has killed off the interesting discussions that used to ensue.
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm enjoying reading yours. :)
Ummm, I subscribe to your feed, but that's mostly because I'd forget to visit if I didn't see the update in my reader...and I do actually come to the site to read the posts (comments and all, so don't go slagging me off).
Oh no! A feed reader slithered out into the light! RUN! RUN!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. If you come to the blog, you get a free pass. I have a subscriber in Europe who does the same thing.
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