- The word "sorry".
- The shovel, for use on both snow and bullshit.
- A bone, to toss to aboriginal leaders when they threaten to set up a blockade.
- Canadian flags, to hang all over Quebec in hopes that they won't leave.
- The phrase "At least we're not as bad as the States".
- Waiting rooms in the emergency department at the hospital.
- The SUV, for navigating the drive-through at Starbucks.
UPDATED: I love Blatch.
UPDATED AGAIN: One of the judges speaks out.