Announcing a third prize

Yes. Your entries are so awesome that I have decided to give a prize to whoever takes third place, also known as the second loser.

That person will win a dried baby crocodile head. Yes. Obviously, it will have a place of honour in your home. Imagine what a conversation piece it will be! I will ship it from my house to yours, anywhere in the world. You read that correctly: this is an international contest. Germans, don't pretend you're not here.

So get your entries in. E-mail me: dryas at theedge dot ca.