In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor.

Everybody needs a hero. And guess who is Michael's hero?



I can hear the collective sigh: At least it's not Carrot Top.

Michael ADORES Samuel L. Jackson. To be more specific, he loves Master Windu, the character Mr. Jackson plays in the three Star Wars prequels. Master Windu is the second-coolest Jedi (nobody can top Yoda, of course) and he has a PURPLE LIGHTSABER.



For obvious reasons, Michael is not allowed to watch this movie, even the first part of this clip. I don't think he could handle it. He just gave up his mohawk so he can look as much like Windu as a skinny white boy could look.