Reader-submitted question: Does Rebecca Eckler post on your blog?
Like what the fuck to you care? I mean really it is like you are stalking her and shes a PERSON damitt!!! I am so completely applaled by what a loser you are! It sounds like you read her books adn that makes you a STALKER!!! You are all LOSERS!!1! I;m just saying.
Rebecca is in Cancun and like I siad before I don;t know her and we arent feriednds and she didn't do the blog swap and she doesnt' post on my blog. She is a WEORKING MOTheR and she neesds her rest!
And like woudl you all just cool it with asking about my ex-freind who works for a newspaper and is a bitchy blonde because I am TOTALLY not to going to tell you who it is because some people dont' deserve to be freinds with me. I mean if someone doesnt always want to hand out with me all teh time on my schedul that means they are a bitch and especial if they never ask about the baby. But i am already on the high road here and so I am not going to stop to her level and say her name even though I JSUT KNOW she would do it to me in a seocond!!! I am classy, get it.
Si O really wish you losers would all just stop asking me about her when you all KNOW she doesn't post here. I mean why WOULD she. I know who posts here dammit and none of them are super-hot or super-skinny like she is they are all ugly fatties whho could probably kill her just by sitting on her.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car?
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If you sat on Rebecca Eckler in a forest and nobody heard her scream, could you take her Prada purse? I don't want her tank top, because I'm not tiny enough to wear it, but I'm thinkin I could use the purse. I'm just sayin.
Oh dear, I had to google Rebecca to find out who she was!!! I am obviously well out of touch. It doesn't sound like I have missed much though!?
My eyes hurt. And my brain. My brain and my eyes.
Please stop.
We get it. Eckler's a loser who desperately needs a spell checker, an editor, and a life - not necessarily in that order. Please stop tormenting your non-Eckler readers with this tortuous drivel.
Oh, and way to go, sbs!
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