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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Whacks on, uh...

Reader-submitted complaint: I don't know if we can be friends any more. The Hoff intimidates me.

Who, this guy?


I get this a lot, so you'll have to believe me when I say that I understand how you feel.

First, there's denial. You don't want to believe that anyone could be so sexy. You're afraid of your feelings, so you tell yourself that they're not real.

Next, there's anger. You lash out at me personally, blaming me for perpetuating an impossible standard. You know you'll never be as hot as David, and it upsets you.

Then you start bargaining. You tell yourself and others that it's possible to, for example, convince me to take him off my Facebook profile. It will never happen. You might as well hurry along to the next stage:

Depression sets in when you realise I'm not going to stop. You know you'll never be as hot as David, and it makes you sad. The key here is to stop eating onion dip straight from the container and get to the last stage:

Acceptance.

(Link possibly not safe for work.)

6 comments:

Karen said...

SO incredibly wrong, wrong, wrong.

A. said...

I used an international Hoff fansite for a desktop publishing project. The instructor pulled it up for the class as an example of bad, bad things.

-R- said...

I am scared. Hold me, Hoff!

In The Moment said...

Ooh I already waxed Hoff and he liked it.

Glen said...

I leave this comment in fear of it simply being brushed aside as being in denial, but I don't think that's David. Well ok, the head is but there seems to be a line right across his neck. Has the hoff been photoshopped?

Having looked at the picture in such detail I must now go gouge my eyes out.

Megan said...

It's certainly possible, but I don't think so. This photo came from one of the fan sites.