I climbed a mountain and I turned around

Reader-submitted complaint: It's not possible to have a serious conversation with you.

Right.

Oh, you're saying you don't like this.

Hmmm.

I disagree. I think it's very possible to have serious conversations with me, but when you try to steer things in a particular direction, I get uncomfortable and resort to bad jokes.

See? It's all your fault. (I could pass for a journalist, couldn't I?)