Perhaps someone who works for the Paper of Record can explain what the hell Leah McLaren is still doing there. Seriously, the woman's columns are basically parodies now.
In her latest column, Leah gives her lucky readers the following pieces of information:
- She travels. (Remember?) Usually to exotic places like Croatia, unlike you.
- She is 32. Not old and saggy-assed like you losers seem to think she is. EARLY THIRTIES.
- She used to have expensive, brand-name clothing, and she will list all of the brands because it's essential that you comprehend this point. SHE OWNED THEM. Her career is NOT going downhill. She travels and buys expensive things.
- She has more credit than responsibility. Just in case you didn't catch the earlier point about how much money she has.
- She looks awesome, even in old jeans and sweaters. (DUH.)
- She is not fat, she's thin. This point is repeated several times.
- She is blonde, smug and rich.