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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

"I curse your whole family"

Reader-submitted complaint: hope youre whole family gets reborn as seals and you see you're mother being culled like the bitch she brought you up to be. I curse your whole family just cause you believe seal hunting is just. You will also continue to be poor and freezing in that beautiful ice plate you call home. So yeah, continue earning a living off fur, and blubber. You people are so mentally and emotionally wasted and a redundancy to this planet. You should kill each other and sell your meat and fat to your relatives. It's a pity you have to live off fish you're whole life, rednecks. Maybe then the world would be truly be rid of the last remaining savages when youre corpses are 7 feet below ice.

I'm sure you'll understand when I say that when I received this complaint, I dropped everything and e-mailed it to as many people as possible. After all, you don't light a candle and hide it under a bushel.

This is now my favourite reader-submitted complaint of all time.

15 comments:

Torq said...

*Laughs Maniacally* I now support seal hunting! Congrats RSC!

Also, where is the Grammar Nazi on this one? I don't care if the sentences are put together correctly. Shouldn't each sentence relate to a coherent whole?

Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness, the pot is calling the kettle black again. Dont you get sick of people taking better care of the animals on this world than each other?

Zach Bell said...

Hrumph...I haven't gotten anything even close to a hateful e-mail or other correspondence in response to my own blog. I'm so frustrated that I'm thinking of trying to find a service that will send me one hand crafted hate mail message each week.

Now how do you go about finding something like that...and who do I get to pay for something so useless?

Matt, Kara and Hunter said...

Well that is sure pretty impressive! I think you should frame it off nicely and make sure it is on your side bar!! hehehe like a badge of honour!

Anyway to see where in the world that comment came from???

akeeyu said...

I suppose if you marked their errors in red and sent it back, they'd miss the point? Spelling and grammar errors, I mean. Errors in logic and reason could be marked in HoffHair Mahogany.

Megan said...

Zach: I get a lot of complaints, but this is by far the best. I was thinking about displaying it on the sidebar, like the blurbs you see on the back of paperback books. Let me think for a while and I'll come up with something nasty for you.

Matt & Kara: It's from Singapore, IP address 220.255.7.# (SingNet Pte Ltd). He or she came in through a Google Image search for the image at the top of this post. I got several hits in a row from Singapore, so I suspect that he found my blog and was so infuriated that he e-mailed all of his friends.

This was the high point of my day yesterday. Really, after reading something like this, it's all downhill. You're not going to find anything better.

Karan said...

Wow. I only rant like that when I'm getting my period . . .

Seriously Frivolous said...

I love the people who end up being the most judgemental and hateful are the ones with a "cause". Or a "belief".

Ferry Tales said...

This is amazing not only for its content but for its grammar.

KOTN said...

The only thing to do in a situation like this is to quote Dr Dre:

F*&% y'all
All y'all
If you all don't like me
B*&^ me

"Maybe then the world would be truly be rid of the last remaining savages when youre corpses are 7 feet below ice."

Did they really use "savages"....

Why 7 feet, six doesn't cut it?

If your mother was culled, what relatives would be left to buy the human flesh they suggest you sell to your family?

Megan said...

I guess they figure that if you're committing genocide anyway, you might as well bury the evidence in really deep holes.

Mongoose said...

At least we barbarians know the difference between "your" and "you're". :)

The Coconut Diaries said...

I probably shouldn't tell him that I just bought seal-skinned boots, had a seal burger for lunch, and listened to Seal's CD today, then?

Megan said...

I used to have sealskin boots. They were the best boots EVER. The ones I have now are rubber and split when the temperature got to about -40.

Next time I get up to the coast, I'll be sure to buy another pair.

Way Way Up said...

Damn! I thought I had a few doozies posted on my blog on this issue but.......man! Some people have issues.

Now I wish I had posted a couple of the nasty comments I had deleted.