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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Well, la-dee-da

Reader-submitted complaint: I don't agree with very much on your blog. I think that's because I think about things more than you do. My opinions are rational and reasonable, while yours are knee-jerk and fall apart under the piercing light of my scrutiny. Even your jokes aren't funny. I guess they appeal to SOME people, but not to me. Also, I don't like your taste in music. My taste is much better. I would start my own blog to compete with yours, but I don't have the energy.

Uh huh.

Seriously, why even bother? And why have I spent the last year and a half diligently tending to this blog, putting myself out there day after day? If you don't like the blog, please don't come here.


Anonymous said...

Is this guy for real?
Hey, buddy: just because you're on the internet, that doesn't mean we can't find you and punch you in the nose.

Loyal reader

akeeyu said...

Looks like your Christmas present came early. Somebody giftwrapped proof of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory and delivered it right to your door!

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing it.

I guess he'd love losing his superiority by everyone being just as superior huh?

Kind of guy that shouts his own name when he's you know what...