Getting really, really scared

Yes, my own mother tried to convince me to watch a movie tonight by pointing out that David Hasselhoff was in it.

A normal person would have laughed and walked away at this revelation. I, however, stayed up past my bedtime to watch it, despite the fact that it featured fart jokes and Adam Sandler in a fat suit. I have become a shell of my former self. I am probably just a few steps from turning into a cartoon.