- Your client, Lindsay Lohan, goes to a bar and, for no apparent reason, decides to pull her skirt up to her waist. I know that I'm always rummaging in the top of my underwear in public, so this one should be easy to handle.
- Your client, Paris Hilton, takes more photographs of herself as a hard-core porno star. (No, I will not post the picture. This is a classy blog.) Your job is to explain that because Paris's thumb is not in the picture, the image must have been faked.
- Your client, Tom Cruise, makes you call a reporter and say that he has never encouraged anyone to convert to Scientology.
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Posted by Megan at 6:14 PM